Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Selected Excerpts from Top Chef Viewing: Team Face

C: So apparently Doug's dad invented the frozen burrito.
A: I'd hit it.

C: Fine. You know what, you can win the jizz game. In fact, I REALLY want you to win the jizz game.

C&A: hehehehe come.

Top Chef: And then of course, Tom enters the kitchen
C: He can stick it in MY kitchen.

A: And now she's bonin' that dude again
C: Oh is she using a condom this time
A: No, but I bet she used this Tangelo peel.
C: ew.
A: What? I'm holding one; it's like shooting fish in a barrel! Or sperm into a vagina!

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