Charlotte and I are sitting on my bed right now watching a re-run of ANTM (typical) when we heard this weird buzzing. We look around for what we guess is a bug, and finally see that it's a bug in my overhead light fixture. This fixture is like a plate stuck to the ceiling with the bulbs between the two, so you can see lots of little bug corpses that have chosen it as their final resting place. They like light, yknow. This buzzing was coming from this one giant ass bug who is cruising around the plate and eating all the dead bugs. "I like him. He's like one of those fish that suck all the algae off the side of the fish tank," says Charlotte.
Best pest ever.
We're both coughing and hacking, because even when team face is separated, we get the same illnesses. Her long island birthday weekend was dee-liteful.
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