Yea, yea, I say unto ye:
Verily, Chipotle is providing free burritos on this All Hallow's Eve. Yea, go forth and fetch an 1800-calorie, 3-pound, sour cream drenched burrito, swollen with rice and guacamole and a spicy blend of cilantro and chili. All you have to do is fashion an accessory made of tin foil, like my tin foil yarmulke. Each of you, take this burrito and eat it, for it is thine, and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth, yadda yadda yadda, amen. Oh, for Halloween, I'm a conservative Jew.
Hey, a man asked his waiter, "Hey, there's a fly in my matzo ball soup!"
"What? If it's free, why're you complaining?"
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