Team Face Pot Psych 2.0

Why Hello, and welcome to our soon to be video-series.

Beats and I will be carrying the torch so haplessly dropped by Rich and Tracie of Jezebel's Pot Psychology. You can see our inspiration here: http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/

So please, send your questions about:
relationships
fashion
boob-sweat
sex
working
hipsters
self-loathing
awareness

to our gmail addresses

But mind you, our webisodes will be called "Sober Psych"
so while we will be giddy/caffeinated/peeved/sweaty/pantsless, we will not be inebriated or high.

except maybe a stray kahlua+milk/celebrex/excedrin back+body

you're welcome.

-team face

Extermination

So every other Monday I have to stay late at work to wait for the exterminator to come. He's a strange (and really, really nice) dude, Matt, but that's neither here nor there. In the past I've had conversations with him about women's gymnastics (he's a big fan) and dwarf sex (he's a big fan).

Last night, after telling me about his love of haunted attractions (houses, hayrides, etc.), he told me how he's planning a tour of the Northeast for next year. He is preparing evaluation forms for the tour, to be filled out by participants after each stop. The tour, see, will be of haunted attractions and, in his words, "really bad strip clubs." He is planning on using the same evaluation form for the strip clubs and attractions alike. See, funny, right? After I told him that he needs to stop in Burlington County, New Jersey, which is hell on earth and chock full of really bad strip clubs, he invited me on the tour. Umm...fuck yeah?